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They Can’t Get Under Your Skin If It’s Thick
Dear Har-old, Journalist Sydney J. Harris said, “If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?” Har-old, they can’t get under your skin if it’s...
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What You Need…
To my darling, Jennifer It took me awhile to figure out what I would say to you, how I would write it to you, and why I would do it. Even now I sit here confused as to what exactly … Continue reading →
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I Might As Well Eat Grass
Cj27, Why are you so burdened with worries? You worry everyday about whether or not I achieved the goals I set for my life. Only you know and understand that some days my life was as fun as a lazy …...
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Har-old … you ARE the one!!! You got a date with Destiny. She’s more than a girl. I love you! P.S. I tried uploading the video for you but EMI wouldn’t permit it. Love you again! Filed under: Har+new,...
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A World Full of Hurt
Dear Trista, Good morning more like it, an inner fear of rejection and hostility is boiling inside of you … just take it easy, 8 hours isn’t so bad, you’ll be in a world of hurt but so will everyone …...
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Sex By The River
Dear Har-old, the water in the river is the emotion of sex. the dam is the emotion of sex having no outlet. the water flowing around the dam is the emotion of sex finding an outlet through physical...
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What Put “The Great” In Alexander’s Name?
Alexander wouldn’t have been “The Great” without his extreme hatred for his father. Har-old, the only reason you resumed talks with your human father is because of your inability to control your...
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Kelly Rowland Says She Will No Longer Perform “Dirty Laundry” Live After...
We hope your favorite Kelly Rowland song isn’t “Dirty Laundry.” Despite telling Kelson of 93.9 WKYS radio: It’s really weird when you take yourself in front of a crowd. Even in that moment of when I...
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Creative Writing Challenge Goes Wrong: Sister Commits Suicide Reading What...
“During hard times, everyone thinks of giving up, of committing suicide,” said, high school English teacher, Arthur Cobb. For the first assignment of the 2013-2014 school year, Mr. Cobb put a twist on...
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Broken Heart In The Freezer, Severed Heads In The Refrigerator
Dear Har-old, Har+new: Let me show you something cool. Follow me to the bathroom. Fill this tray up with hot water. Make sure every cube is filled to the top. Har-old: What’s next? Har+new: I want you...
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Picture People As Babies To Control Your Anger
Hey Har-old, future father of the year, you know how they say you should imagine a audience naked when giving a presentation to relieve nervousness? Well, what about when you’re mad at them, upset,...
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